Batman

He said, “My main concern is the cell phone hanging from your belt.”

She said, “What do you have to say about the cell phone hanging from my belt?”

He responded, “Well, it stands out a lot. You can see it from a mile away.”

She said, “Look here, man, you can’t go tellin’ me I can’t have a cell phone hanging from my pocket.”

He grinned, “You know, it reminds me of Batman.”
She said, “Batman?!”

“Yes,” he said, “He had a whole bunch of useful stuff hanging from his belt.”

She raised her voice, “You did not just compare me to Batman!”

He continued, “Batarangs, radars, little bombs and such. I bet he had a cell phone too.”

She ignored it and said, “Look at you. You can’t say anything about the way I dress. Man, you need a haircut.”
He said, “It also kind of reminds me of an electrician. They also sort of have utility belts.”
She said, “Electrician? I look like an electrician?”

He said, “But instead of the little gadgets and stuff, they have hammers and wrenches and stuff.”
She said, “It’s a cell phone! I don’t look like an electrician.”
He said, “You have to like the way the ratchet complements the leather work belt. It’s almost artistic.”

She said, “Man, you’re talking to yourself. Besides, I don’t have any ratchet. It’s just a cell phone.”
He said, “It is a nice cell phone. It even comes with a convenient little clip so you can keep it on your belt.”
She said, “Look here, you can’t go insulting me and saying that I look like Batman or an electrician.”
He said, “I didn’t mean to insult you. I was just trying to point out that your sense of style reminds me of the caped crusader or a nice blue collar worker.”
She said, “Man, you’re starting to piss me off. You should shut up. You can’t go telling me how to dress.”
He said, “No, I like your utility belt. Even though it’s not gold tinted chrome like the original.”