AIM Profile I

Star Wars with gamer translation
The best saber battle ever.
Amusing video
Retrospection
Oh, my, a blog. How did that get there?
You think you know me?
The Lover Sequestered
I ride on the wings of Azrael
until the very end.
Note to self: Set Warp Heading to VS-927 in the Vjoris star system.
Event horizon?

I want to hold you, but my hands are tied.

darkhood13: as much as I try, I don’t make a very good lesbian
anon: lmao
anon: yes u would
darkhood13: why?
anon: cuz ur sensitive n funny n u dont have to strap it on
Confabulation of Procrastination.
Hesitation is Immolation
“The parking at the ’sex sucks wicked bad today, man. You’re lucky if you get G Lot.”
Sacrosanct malaise, my brothers!
“Pays homage to us–thou mayst not coldly set”   Hamlet: IV, iii
Double L’s on my clipboard.
I’d be happy just to get your attention.
10 Minute Solution: Rapid Results Pirates
Piano Squall will  play at my wedding.
Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.
“Damn it, why do you have to live in the middle of suburban nowhere?”
“Only the highest level bacteria survives.”
_-’late’-_
Ponderous Cuke
Noodle Storm!
The Majestic Ramen
PEWP SHÜ
Ish.
Ask me how my day was and assume the position.
remonstrance of voluminous indisposition
Leaving your computer in a damp cellar is like dipping a baby in acid.
Your long, sweet body lying right next to mine could certainly raise my spirits.
Space tears  . . . -_-
I pawn jews.
Eight bits. . .
. . . Eighty eight keys.
“IM PUNDS PLZ!”
Look too hard, and you will only see dots.
I hate them because I can not save them.
Watch as my rivals tread on my dreams.
“Good gay men are even harder.”
I could see it in her eyes: she wished she had never met me.
“i feel like i’m doing sudoku when i’m talking with you man”
I don’t need to walk in circles.
HAD I the heavens embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

I have three treasures. Guard and keep them:
The first is deep love,
The second is frugality,
And the third is not to dare to be ahead of the world.
Because of deep love, one is courageous.
Because of frugality, one is generous.
Because of not daring to be ahead of the world, one becomes the leader of the world.

“I never did. I never will.”
“and I always will. Forever.”
Vehement, passionate love.
I realize that there’s no turning back now.
less than divided by three